Four ways to have fun with an I'm a Twat Mug

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It was twenty years ago now my old boss shouted,

'Has anyone seen my mug'.  Then, belted out anonymously across a crowed office floor, came the bosses reply, 

'It's the one with twat on it'

Let's face it, we all know one, and wouldn't it be just great if you could tell them how you really felt? The problem is though that you can't just come out and say it. Not really, it's just not nice.  Then again, whoever they are, they do need to know.

Here's a few ways you can insult those you love to hate with our "I'm a Twat" novelty mug.

1. The unsuspecting other half.  Chances are the recipient won't get it out the box immediately, but the first time they use it they'll be the second to know.  If you can it's best to try to keep a straight face This way you can repeatedly enjoy your victim's confidence drain away as they remember the last half dozen times they had a cuppa. 
2. Just watch his face after he's loaded the dishwasher.  If whoever gets the mug usually does the washing up make sure they load the dishwasher when the mugs first used.  For maximum impact works ask him to wash up before all the guests have left. 
3. Important meetings. Just before the interview panel assemble switch their usual mugs for three of ours.
4. Cup of tea for the boss. Not all bosses are pompous, self-satisfied arses, so take care not to emotionally destroy a good one, but, according to a recent survey, 99% of employers will recognise themselves when they get the mugs message.

Warning: Not to be given as presents to the blind, even if they are twats

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“It slides like a sledge, but rides like a snowboard,” says Kate Malt at Handy Ideas

Handy Ideas Snow Scooter | Rides like a snowboard

It's magical time when you draw back the curtains on a winter’s morning and the snow’s come.  Then it’s wrap-up, gloves and scarves on and in a flash the kids are out there getting stuck in and making the most of the snow.

So, where are mum and dad? Well, there in the garage trying to find that old sledge, an old tin tray and anything really that they can use to shoot down any slope they can. 

So then it’s wellies on, up to the top of the hill, tray down and you’re off.  Well, not this time, because while she was Christmas shopping, mum had come across something a bit different.  Not a sledge, or a toboggan, or snow glider, but a stand-on Snow Scooter.

The kids absolutely love ‘em and the Snow Scooter’s tough enough to take an adults weight too so there’s no excuse not to join in the fun...

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Snow Scooter

• Light
• Easy folding and fully collapsible to save space in that already packed garage
• Sturdy design made for all ages
• Slides like a sledge, but feels like a snowboard
• Comes in two great colours
• It’s just so cool

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